crockett
Hard Core
...whistling wings in the dawn sky, the buck and roar of a fine gun swung true...
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Post by crockett on Nov 26, 2012 15:59:40 GMT -5
Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire, sitting having a cold beer. "shit Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So, Here I am !
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Post by trevorj on Nov 26, 2012 17:25:39 GMT -5
Going home would be the tough part and good luck seeing your wife in a nightie again (at least that is what my fiance said when she read it!)
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crockett
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...whistling wings in the dawn sky, the buck and roar of a fine gun swung true...
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Post by crockett on Nov 27, 2012 13:35:37 GMT -5
Yeah, but if we're talking mayfly hatch, it might be worth it (no offense meant to your fiance - of course! lol!).
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